Elementia humor

I get hit in the face... a lot. Dodge balls, basketballs, volleyballs, tennis balls, doors, walls, bird crap, baseball bats, rogue hands, flying sand, and just about anything else you can think of. Everything just seems to have an affinity for my face.

Wait!

When so many things stop and they clatter, up in the jabambaway things hip, hop and shatter. For up in this place a great WHO lurks about For the little who-whoians ask and they pout. For the lorax knows best, so the Lorax puts those who-whoians to the ultimate test!!

“Take all the time you need,” They said. But now I’d much rather be in bed, Because I’m 76 today. My life is beginning to fade away. “Take all the time you need,” They said. I hope you’re happy. Now I’m dead.