eMagazines? Sweet!

The following should be sung to the tune of Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline.

Us: eMagazines!
You: Bah, bah, bah!
Us: Good times never seemed so good.  
You: So good! So good! So good!
Us: eMagazines!
You: Bah, bah, bah!
Us: We believed they never could. (Pause.) eMagazines!
You: Bah, bah, bah!
Us: Good times never seemed so good!
You: SO good! SO good!! SO GOOD!!! 

Over 250 popular magazines available instantly on your device. No limit on checkouts, no due dates. Reach out ... to the eLibrary!