Delightful Lies

By: Shawna Morris

I wish I were not so perfect!
I am so perfect;
when the wind is blowing 100 miles an hour,
not one hair raises.
My clothes do not have one wrinkle throughout the day.
(my clothes are as smooth as silk)
I have never spilled anything on me in my entire life,
and have always used a knife and fork.
If I wasn’t so perfect,
my life would be great.