Siri, Alexa, Cortana ... you've got nothing on our Virtual Assistant: Morgan Freeman. That's right, Morgan FREAKING Freeman. Need to place a hold? Just say, "Morgan Freeman, place a hold on Gone Girl for me." Want Morgan Freeman to read a web page from our site? Just ask! Don't like the narrator for that audiobook you checked out? Let the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman take over!
"When will this happen?" you ask. "Soon." we reply (in the voice of Morgan Freeman.)
***INTERNAL NOTE: (NOT FOR PUBLIC EYES!!!) HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY CONFIRMED THIS? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? IS THIS A THING? DO WE HAVE A CONTRACT? HOW WOULD THIS EVEN WORK? ***