Read Local by Tag: conflict
"Oh, no! Oh, no!" comes the often exclaimed phrase from the toddler.
"It's not really an 'Oh, no' situation if you did it on purpose," replies the parent in the sporadically standard way.
Pointlessly replies, because it misses the point. The toddler created the "Oh, no" situation intentionally. Drama is more fun. Anyone who knows stories knows it is true. Even toddlers.